Greetings o’ brethren! ⌁$⌁ The Church of Monentology (TM) is given to a simple philosophy. So simple, in fact, that its truthfulness is unquestionable.
That philosophy is that money is the root of all evil and to alleviate this evil one must give all of his or her vile, sinful, dirty money to the Church of Monentology (TM), who will see to its proper disposal.
For to be free of money is to be free, indeed. Verily, a penniless life is the only life that is truly free. Free of what you may ask? Well, simply give all your money to us, and you will soon find out.
This, of course, is of no easy effort on the part of the Church of Monentology (TM). However, the Church of Monentology (TM) selflessly, we should add, is willing to shoulder this immense burden in order that converts may be uplifted from the torturous hold money has on them.
Most assuredly, the seal of our sacred symbol (⌁$⌁) is the only reassurance one needs of our pure and goodhearted intent. It depicts a winged snake twisted around a flagless flag pole, as if to stand guard against the villainous corruption of money.
Consequently, brothers and sisters, do the right thing. Give your money, all of your money, every last bit, to the Church of Monentology (TM). Believe us! For if you do, which you will, you too will be free! ⌁$⌁
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That philosophy is that money is the root of all evil and to alleviate this evil one must give all of his or her vile, sinful, dirty money to the Church of Monentology (TM), who will see to its proper disposal.
For to be free of money is to be free, indeed. Verily, a penniless life is the only life that is truly free. Free of what you may ask? Well, simply give all your money to us, and you will soon find out.
This, of course, is of no easy effort on the part of the Church of Monentology (TM). However, the Church of Monentology (TM) selflessly, we should add, is willing to shoulder this immense burden in order that converts may be uplifted from the torturous hold money has on them.
Most assuredly, the seal of our sacred symbol (⌁$⌁) is the only reassurance one needs of our pure and goodhearted intent. It depicts a winged snake twisted around a flagless flag pole, as if to stand guard against the villainous corruption of money.
Consequently, brothers and sisters, do the right thing. Give your money, all of your money, every last bit, to the Church of Monentology (TM). Believe us! For if you do, which you will, you too will be free! ⌁$⌁
ALL JOKES ARE ORIGINAL CREATIONS OF THRILL LAND
RETURN TO HOME
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