What fruit will voluntarily give up a throne?

Abdicados.

Why did the road smack the chicken?

Because it got tired of being crossed.

Are robots all the same gender or are they non-binary?

Why wasn't the priest able to finish his exams?

Because he kept having trouble consecrating.

What do you call a director who can never finish a film?

A Quittin' Tarantino.

In the beginning, I used to do jokes about toys but then I learned they were nothing to be played with.

Sometimes politics are left in limbo. And by that I mean everybody is seeing how low they can go.

I would say, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that," but if I've already responded, I guess I don't have a great imagination do I?