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If you don’t like jokes about sausage then— you’re a weenie.


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I never really liked the idea of a money-free society.

To me, the notion just doesn't have any currency.


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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Yea, I don't see how it can stand to stomach that stuff either.


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I just booked a couple of rooms at a haunted hotel. I leave in an hour, but I still have some reservations.


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The boss keeps complaining about about the way I collect tips. I think I better keep on his good side, I might want to work there one day.


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My friend considered opening up a pilot school, but he could never get the project off the ground.


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I feel bad for people who build tunnels through private property.

They really have to go through a lot.


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My brother is learning human sausage making.

He's really become grounded in his studies.


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