Welcome to $#!+ Gone Down in Toyland, “The World's Least Successful Humor Site.”™ This site serves as an engorged tarantula farm to develop humor apart from our severed foot collection. As well, it lovingly constitutes a "joke purgatory" in the event its parent company succumbs to dysentery.

At any rate, it's a heap better than trying to slog through blocks of text that some wisecrack inserted random words into. But if you don't like it, you can always light bulb, refrigerator, something or other.

JOKES?

• EVEN WORSER JOKES
  
• WURST OF THE WORSE JOKES
  
• WATER COOLER JOKES
  
• RAINY DAY JOKES
  
• JOKE-JOKE JOKES
  
• MODERATE TO SEVERE JOKES
  
• JUST BECAUSE JOKES
  
• I'M SORRY TO PUT YOU THROUGH THIS JOKES
  
• EXPIRED JOKES
  

WHY???

• NIGHT OF THE KILLER BOXER SHORTS
  
• SUMTHYMES EYE MWAKE SPILLING MISTEAKS
  
• THE CHURCH OF MONENTOLOGY™
  
• TERMS OF SERVICE?
  
• NOT REALLY JOKES (but like seriously)
  
• EVERYTHING WE KNOW SO FAR ABOUT THAT MOVIE THAT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED
  
• ABOUT US
  

CHARACTER HUMOR

• GREGOR THE GRAVEDIGGER
  
• SAUL TOOTH THE PIRATE
  

WHAT WAS THE AUTHOR THINKING??

• MORE NONSENSE
  
• LAMP THE MOVIE (THAT REALLY SHOULDN'T EXIST); *A DRACULA FILM
  
• ABOUT THRILL LAND
  
• THIS LINK IS BROKEN
  

THE SUPERFLUOUS BOOK OF FLIMFLAM:
A HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS JOURNAL

• THE SUPERFLUOUS BOOK OF FLIMFLAM:
  A HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS JOURNAL - NO. 1 [PDF]
  
• THE SUPERFLUOUS BOOK OF FLIMFLAM:
  A HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS JOURNAL - NO. 2 [PDF]
  
• THE SUPERFLUOUS BOOK OF FLIMFLAM:
  A HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS JOURNAL - NO. 3 [PDF]
  
• THE SUPERFLUOUS BOOK OF FLIMFLAM:
  A HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS JOURNAL - NO. 3 ¾ [PDF]